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March
2006 Newsletter
Issue Three, Volume Seven
HEDGE FUNDS, FREE MARKETS AND
CRYBABIES
By Mike Gasior
This month's edition of this newsletter puts me
into the somewhat uncomfortable position of appearing to defend
the behavior of billionaires. And while no one would ever confuse
me for Cesar Chavez, it has always been my habit to rise to the
defense of the "little guy" if some bigger guy is giving
them the shaft. I've never liked bullies and fully expect that I
will never like bullies. If there is any saving grace, it's that
there are no actual "little guys" involved here at all.
And as much as I may take up the cause of the occasional billionaire
this month, the other side of the equation is generally populated
by only multi-millionaires.
What has come to my attention in the past few months,
that I feel compelled to address, is what I feel is a bad rap that
some hedge fund managers have been taking in the press recently.
The crowning moment was the piece that 60 Minutes did a couple weeks
back detailing the lawsuit between Canadian drug maker Biovail and
hedge fund SAC Capital Partners. Many of you who have attended my
seminars have likely heard me criticize the way 60 Minutes covered
the Orange County and Barings disasters of a decade ago, and I don't
think they did a particularly good job on the Hillary Clinton cattle
futures story either. It troubles me when I see, what I consider,
one of the better news outlets butcher a topic that I have in-depth
and detailed knowledge about. I wonder if they are doing precisely
the same thing with subjects where I wouldn't know the difference.
As is usually the case, I just want my readers to know the real
story and be armed with the facts to understand where the mainstream
media has gotten it all wrong once more regarding a financial news
story.
First let me take care of some business before
we roll.
VIDEO COMMENTARY IS ON THE WEBSITE
As I freely admit, I came into the investment business
as a fixed income guy, and my heart has always remained connected
to the bond market. For that reason, I have a particular personal
interest in the topic for this month's video commentary: Asset-Backed
Securities.
Most of Main Street America doesn't understand
that there is almost no loan that they take out that is actually
held by the financial institution who gave the money to them. Almost
all the time that loan (home, car, credit card, student loan, etc.)
is sold off into a secondary market and packaged with other loans
into an ABS. This market has exploded in the past 20 years and I
talk this month about the history of this growth as well as giving
some insight into how these securities are created.
You can view this topic as well as all past video
commentaries by visiting the following link:
http://www.afs-seminars.com/v-commentary.html
OFFSHORE SESSIONS FOR 2006
Finally, I am so excited about the slate of programs
I will be presenting this year in both Bermuda and Grand Cayman
and wanted to remind everyone of the offerings. It is easily the
widest range of topics that we've offered in years, and oddly are
timed to coincide with the beginning and end of the hurricane season.
Okay, I'm kidding about the hurricane season, but I'm not kidding
about the impressive array of very timely sessions. These sessions
begin next month in Grand Cayman and the list and dates of these
courses are as follows:
Mortgage & Asset Backed Securities
BERMUDA - June 20 & 21, 2006
GRAND CAYMAN - May 23 & 24, 2006
http://www.afs-seminars.com/mortgage_offshore.html
Derivatives
BERMUDA - June 22 & 23, 2006
GRAND CAYMAN - May 25 & 26, 2006
http://www.afs-seminars.com/derivatives_offshore.html
Providing Services to the Hedge Fund Industry
BERMUDA - September 18, 19 & 20, 2006
GRAND CAYMAN - October 23, 24 & 25, 2006
http://www.afs-seminars.com/services-hedge-fund.html
Securities Operations, Processing & Accounting
BERMUDA - September 21 & 22, 2006
GRAND CAYMAN - October 26 & 27, 2006
http://www.afs-seminars.com/securities-operations_offshore.html
Due to the limits of the meeting rooms we were
able to secure in both Bermuda and Grand Cayman, the number of attendees
is unfortunately capped at both locations. We will take registrations
on a "first come, first served" basis and will try our
best to accommodate everyone. Please register via the website, or
by calling my offices at (860)347-6568. I look forward to seeing
you there.
You can also view a schedule of all upcoming U.S.
and offshore sessions at this link:
http://www.afs-seminars.com/schedule.html
SHORT SELLING, SHORT TEMPERS AND SHORT
SIGHTEDNESS
Perhaps it is just the teacher in me, but before
I take us any deeper into the bowels of this month's subject, I
need to be certain that everyone has a basic understanding of the
concept at the heart of the story: short selling.
Simply stated, short selling is the strategy one
uses to make money on anything you think may decline in price. This
could be a stock, a bond, a commodity or a currency. Literally ANYTHING
can be sold short. The only
necessity is that in order for you to short sell something is that
you need somebody who owns the respective "thing" to lend
it to you (think securities lending here) so you can affect your
short sale.
For example, let's pretend that I think Microsoft
stock is ripe for a decline in price. I might "borrow"
1,000 shares of Microsoft from someone who owns it and sell it at
Microsoft's current stock price of about $27.29, and then take into
my brokerage account $27,290. If my thinking is correct and Microsoft
drops in price to $20 in the next month, I can now buy the shares
back (to return them to whomever I borrowed them from) for $20,000
and pocket the remaining $7,290 as my profit from the short sale.
I feel I should also explain here that the person
"lending" me their shares of Microsoft is not some pal
of mine who is doing this out of the kindness of their own heart.
A better way to understand and conceptualize what
"securities lending" really is is to think of it more
as securities renting. While I have that stock out on loan, I will
be required to pay the lender an interest rate based "rent"
on the value of the securities I've borrowed, as well as always
keeping my account collateralized with enough cash or securities
so the lender knows for certain I can afford to get their securities
back. This means if Microsoft stock were to rise in value to $35
per share, the lender will require me to keep adding cash to my
account so I have the $35,000 needed to get the stock back for them.
Short selling and has been around for nearly forever
and has always been the technique one uses to profit in a declining
marketplace. Securities lending has been around as long as short
selling and has always been a terrific (and safe) way to bring in
some income on securities you might own that are only sitting around
and collecting dust anyway.
I personally have short sold many different securities
over the past 20+ years and have even made some decent cash on a
few of those trades. It has also always made sense to me that the
CEO of any company who has lots of people short selling their stock
short might be a little ticked off since these short sellers are
betting on the stock declining. Fair enough. To lots of people the
whole idea of betting on something bad happening to someone else
smacks of being un-American or maybe just plain evil.
Just so you all know this, there have been many
studies over the years that have proven one thing. The more vocal
a company is about how wrong the short sellers are about the company's
situation or prospects, the more probable there might actually be
some fire to go with the smoke.
Back in 2002 a hedge fund by the name of Gotham
Partners published a critical report about a New York insurance
company and disclosed right on the first page of the report that
the fund was short the insurance company's stock. The insurance
company immediately reacted to the critical report in the press,
and according to some people, asked New York Attorney General Eliot
Spitzer to investigate Gotham for possible market manipulation.
Well nothing ever came of a Spitzer investigation
of Gotham, but in 2004 the Attorney General and the SEC began an
investigation of the insurance company on many of the issues first
brought to light in the report of 2002.
Some people even argue that short sellers can act
as somewhat of a canary in the coal mine, since some of the first
people to see trouble at Enron were the "shorts".
This now brings us to a couple of the stories I
want you to understand better.
"INVASION OF THE LOCUSTS"
This tale is truthfully a quite simple one.
The largest stock market in Germany is Deutsche
Börse and like the New York Stock Exchange is now, it is a
publicly traded company. The CEO of the Deutsche Börse was
a politically connected fellow by the name of Warner Seifert. Like
many board members and CEO's around the world, Mr. Seifert was voted
out of office about a year ago. Pretty simple. No?
What raises the profile of the story is the voters
who voted Mr. Seifert out of office were some hedge fund managers.
Not pension fund managers. Not insurance company fund managers.
Not even mutual fund managers. Hedge fund managers.
So Mr. Seifert, being a connected guy (and apparent
crybaby) voiced his dissatisfaction with losing this election to
Gerhard Schröder, who was still Chancellor of Germany. The
Chancellor then proceeded to make public statements that the activities
and behavior of these hedge fund managers were like "locusts"
and that perhaps more regulation was necessary for these largely
unregulated investment managers.
Here's the deal though, and it doesn't actually
even involve short selling. It simply involves securities lending.
When I borrowed those Microsoft shares earlier
in the newsletter, United States securities laws state that the
person who lent me the shares continues to be able to vote their
shares while I have them out on loan.
Oddly, German securities laws actually allow the
person who borrows the shares to vote for those shares on company
matters while they have the stock borrowed.
So, some hedge fund managers who thought Mr. Seifert
was doing a fairly poor job running the Deutsche Börse simply
borrowed some shares and voted against Mr. Seifert. Perfectly legal
and no particularly big deal.
Unless of course you're Mr. Seifert, who has a
book out now titled "Invasion of the Locusts" and is calling
on Europe's financial ministers to protect the Continent from this
insidious, insect-like attack. You can probably see where I surmise
Mr. Seifert's crybaby tendencies.
One must ask themselves some simple questions at
this point:
Are hedge fund managers just like locust and are
they actually the new scourge of the investment landscape?
Or should Germany revamp its securities laws to
prevent money managers of all ilk from pursuing this open and legal
strategy?
Probably without even having to inquire what my
opinion is, most of you already knew it would be the latter.
SOME SMOKE AND SOME FIRE
If this story is something that interests you,
I encourage you to do some simple searching on the Internet for
the principals in the lawsuit and you will find voluminous amounts
of information to satiate your appetite for knowledge. In my telling
of the story, however, I want to quickly isolate the important facts,
and here they are.
SAC Capital Management LLC is a substantial hedge
fund run out of Greenwich, Connecticut by a gentleman by the name
of Steven A. Cohen, thus the "SAC" naming of his fund.
While precise information about hedge funds is sometimes difficult
to come by, much in the way of rumor (or legend) floats around regarding
the secretive Mr. Cohen and SAC. For example:
--Mr. Cohen reportedly earned about $500 million
last year, give or take a few million either direction.
--SAC is rumored to have around $10 billion under
management and on any given day accounts for 3-ish percent of all
trading on the New York Stock Exchange.
--Investors in SAC supposedly have been enjoying
40-ish percent annual rates of return thanks to the trading activities
of Mr. Cohen and company.
--Starting back in 2003, SAC decided they didn't
like the price of Canadian drug company Biovail and started short
selling the stock.
Now, to begin the discussion of Biovail, let me
just state for everyone's sake that Biovail is suing SAC, Gradient
Analytics, and Bank of America for allegedly conspiring to drive
down Biovails stock price to benefit SAC's short position.
Basically, Biovail is accusing SAC of feeding negative
information to Gradient and Bank of America in the hope that the
two organizations might write something negative about Biovail.
Now let me share with you some information about
Biovail in much the same fashion as I did about SAC, with one extremely
significant difference. All the information I will list below was
obtained at Biovail's own website on its "Investor Relations"
page. You can confirm the information yourself by visiting the following
link:
http://www.biovail.com/english/Investor%20Relations/Latest%20News/default.asp?s=1&state=showarchived
--November 13, 2003 - The Company issues a statement
that a class action complaint has been filed by investors in Biovail
securities that the company and some of its executives have violated
the Securities Act of 1934.
--November 20, 2003 - Biovail announces that they've
gotten a letter from the SEC initiating an informal inquiry into
all the company's accounting and financial reporting practices for
the entire year of 2002 and all the quarters to date for 2003.
--December 10, 2003 - The Company announces that
their Chairman and Chief Executive Officer, Eugene Melnyk sold 2.7
million shares of his Biovail shares, which represent 10% of everything
he owns.
--March 3, 2004 - Biovail announces that top-line
earnings have grown 4.5% during the past year. Unfortunately, a
year prior, the company had forecasted that they expected 30% earnings
growth for 2003. Oops.
If you saw the 60 Minutes piece on this whole matter,
it was difficult to come to any conclusion other than the plunge
in Biovail stock could ONLY have been the result of the short selling
activity of SAC, and the shoddy analytics performed by Gradient
and Bank of America.
Just like the story of Mr. Seifert and the Deutsche
Börse, one is required to examine the situation and ask themselves
a couple of questions.
The first question will require us to first make
a rather long series of assumptions in order to answer. First we
must assume that SAC fed the negative information to Gradient and
Bank of America and that the information that they supplied was
materially false. Second, we must assume that Gradient and Bank
of America proceeded to publish negative reports on Biovail, even
though the analysts writing the reports knew the information was
false, or just didn't care whether it was or it wasn't? Finally,
assuming that all the previous assumptions are true, we can ask
the question if it was actually the short selling activity that
caused Biovail stock to plummet?
The second question luckily requires no assumptions
at all. The question is whether announcements about class action
lawsuits, declining revenue growth, missing earnings guidance numbers,
SEC investigations and massive stock sales by the company CEO could
possibly lead to the price of a stock declining? I think you see
where I'm going here.
With most mathematical equations, the more unknowns
you plug into the calculation the more difficult (or impossible)
the calculation becomes to solve. The simplest explanation for any
particular problem is always going to be the one requiring the fewest
assumptions. For that reason, I would have to imagine that most
of us would think that the second question more probably leads us
to the correct answer than the first question.
Another company suing a hedge fund manager is Overstock.com,
who is blaming Rocker Partners and Gradient for its stock price
woes. It would be ridiculous to think that Overstock's declining
stock price might have anything to do with the fact that they haven't
had even one profitable year since 1999, so I'll avoid such crazy
talk.
I'm not even sure what bugs me the most in this
whole mess. One thing that's sure is that I'm massively disappointed
in the job that 60 Minutes did covering the "story" since
they completely avoided one side of the
story. You have to wonder what the heck it was that Biovail even
did to get 60 Minutes to do the piece in the first place. Sure,
it sounded like a mysterious, clandestine story of intrigue and
big money the way they covered it, but the moment you find the facts
I shared with you they frankly look like idiots. Worse is the fact
that I actually like both Leslie Stahl and the program.
If you take nothing away from the stories I've
shared with you, remember one thing clearly. The more vocal or litigious
the company is in the responding to the activities of short sellers,
the more probable that there is likely something serious for investors
to be worried about.
"GUILTY PLEASURES"
I've admitted many, many times in this newsletter
that I am developing an old farty side of myself that can make me
feel somewhat uncomfortable at times. Then there are other times
when I truthfully have to wonder whether or not I'm actually the
one doing the changing, or is it society that is changing around
me, while I remain remarkably the same. This is my boggle for this
month to share with you.
The story begins a few weeks ago when I was pretty
revved up for the return of The Sopranos on HBO. I own seasons one
through five on DVD and have probably seen every episode of every
season at minimum three times each. Waiting two years for season
six has been a bear.
I was at a Saturday birthday party for a classmate
of my daughter's, chatting up another one of the fathers about a
host of benign topics. Let me also add that I really like this guy
and we've gotten pretty friendly during the past three years. With
my pending anticipation about The Sopranos, I inquired whether he
was feeling pumped up about the season premier the next evening.
He replied "Actually, I watch Desperate Housewives
on Sunday nights."
"No sh**. Really?" was my response with
a squished up face.
"Yeah. I consider it one of my guilty pleasures."
He answered back.
Now clearly, I have heard the expression "guilty
pleasure" thousands upon thousands of times in my lifetime,
but for whatever reason the term resonated in my head that morning.
I guess I had never thought of even using such a descriptive terminology
to explain why I might watch any television program.
Then, just a few days later, I was supposed to
be meeting someone and they explained they may be a few moments
late because they were going to be stopping at Starbucks for some
sort of latte that sounded awful to someone like me who has never
drank coffee.
So I ask them "Isn't that kinda out of your
way?"
"Oh, I stop there every morning about this
time" they responded.
"Everyday!?" I ask with the squished
up face again.
"Most definitely. Starbucks is my biggest
guilty pleasure" came the defense.
At this point the coincidence is more than palpable
to me having felt pretty weird about the Desperate Housewives instance.
I wasn't even sure what to think of the whole situation either.
Is this where society is today, that prime-time, network soap operas
and $4 cups of coffee are now "guilty pleasures"? Or am
I now just hanging around old farty types who in turn make me feel
old farty myself?
Now before I go any further here I must state for
the record that I led a somewhat undisciplined and quite fun life
as a younger adult, and the crowd I tended to hang around with was
a bit faster and wilder than average.
With that said, had I asked my friends of 20 years
ago what their "guilty pleasures" were, I could at least
be assured that there certainly going to be real pleasure involved
and they would definitely be guilty of something either legal or
religious.
Snorting a few lines of coke in a public restroom
would have been an answer a few past friends might have offered.
They would have definitely found it pleasurable and they would have
been guilty of probably several different statutes.
Drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels before work might
have made the list. Better still, drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels
DURING work.
Maybe having intimate relations with a perfect
stranger, or an even guiltier pleasure, intimate relations with
someone you outwardly cannot stand. This would have been the answer
I know would be number one among some people.
Best of all, maybe snorting a few lines of coke
in your office restroom, finishing off the fifth of Jack Daniels
at your desk and then having intimate relations with someone from
work you barely know in the server room at lunch. NOW we're cooking
like Betty Crocker!
While none of the above would have necessarily
been on my own personal list of "guilty pleasures", these
were definitely some fun people to hanging around with.
So while I resist casting any judgments toward
anyone in particular, does anyone out there have a cast of characters
in the fabric of their lives like the crew that I had 20 years ago?
Or has the world around me just evolved (devolved?) to the point
that listening to Clay Aiken albums, watching The Ashlee Simpson
Show or drinking overpriced coffee are now actually the extent of
"guilty pleasures"?
I look forward to hearing your thoughts. Drop me
a note at:
mike@afs-seminars.com
YOUR MARCH BRAINTEASER
The brainteaser for this month is one that I've
had kicking around for a couple of years and is an extremely popular
one among some particularly cruel potential employers to ask job
candidates. Considering the number of accountants, auditors, actuaries,
analysts and technology professionals who subscribe to this newsletter,
it is likely that many will be uncomfortable with the esoteric nature
of the question. I beg your indulgence for once and enjoy having
a problem that cannot be solved with an HP calculator or a Google
search.
You situation is as follows:
"You are a prisoner in solitary confinement
serving a life sentence without possibility of parole. It is Friday
afternoon and you absolutely must have a cigarette. The only person
who can give you one is the guard outside your cell. What do you
do to get a cigarette?"
Now obviously there are an endless number of ways
this question can be answered, but I'm looking for the best answer.
There is an answer preferred and THAT answer can be viewed by visiting
the following link:
http://www.afs-seminars.com/brainteaser_Mar2006.html
Also, you can view the answer for last month's
brainteaser by going to the link below. I haven't included the answer
in the body of this newsletter since one of the words in it may
cause some of your corporate email filters to sound the alarm. The
link for last month is:
http://www.afs-seminars.com/brainteaser_Feb2006.html
Copyright 2006, Michael Gasior. All Rights Reserved.
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Copyright 2006, Michael Gasior. All Rights Reserved.
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